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BROOKVALE (Sydney) LOSER

The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a man walked into
Brookvale McDonalds at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk
turned him down because she said she couldn't open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered a Big MAC, the clerk said
they weren't available until 10:30 am as only the breakfast menu was on
offer.
Frustrated, the man walked away.

ADELAIDE LOSERS

Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM machine in Adelaide's Henley
Street by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their Toyota
Landcruiser, but instead of pulling the front panel off the machine they
pulled the bumper off their 4WD. Scared, and attracting attention from
oncoming traffic, they left the scene and drove home, with the chain
still attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain,
and with their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. No,
they did not use a stolen car.

WOLLONGONG LOSER

A man walked into a Seven-Eleven, put a $20 bill on the counter and
asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk
promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20
bill on the counter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer?
Fifteen dollars.

ROOTY HILL (Sydney) LOSER

Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just
throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.
So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window with
all
his might. The brick bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the
head, knocking him unconscious. Apparently, the liquor store window was
made of Plexi-Glass. And the whole event was caught on videotape, which
the storeowner consequently sold for use on TV.

CAMPBELLTOWN (Sydney) LOSER

As a female shopper exited the Campbelltown K-Mart in Queen Street, a
man grabbed her purse and ran. A shop assistant at K-Mart called the
Police immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed
description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended
the snatcher, trying to mingle in the shopping crowd on Queen Street.
They put him in the car and drove back to the K-Mart store. The thief
was then taken out of the car and up to the K-Mart front desk and told
to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied; "Yes, Officer,
that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

PORT MACQUARIE LOSER

When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked on a Port
Macquarie street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived
at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near
spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying
to steal petrol and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank
by mistake.

He had tried to siphon the petrol by first sucking it up the hose. The
owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best laugh he'd ever had

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