The best patients !

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients. The first
one
says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you
open
them up, everything inside them is numbered." The second responds,
"Yeah,
but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded." The third says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "I

like construction workers. Those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over and the job takes

longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up
when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart
and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.

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