Fun

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid
me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had
recently installed Windows 98 on my PC, I told him
how happy I was with this operating system and showed
him the Windows 98 CD. Too my surprise he threw it
into my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven.
Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become
precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is
unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out,
gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To
my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed
to be heavier than before. At first I could not see
anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I
saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I
have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly
bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

4C 69 6E 75 79 20 52 75 6C 65 73 0A 0D 42 41 43 4B 20
54 4F 20 57 4F 52 4B 20 44 69 63 6B 0A 0D

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said. 'No
but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an
ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft,
which I shall not utter here. But in common English
this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

MS Lord of the Ring