Migraine Headaches

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When
the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor
patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines
and still no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to
give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's a
result of my own experience.

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for
a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can
stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out
of the tub, take her into the bedroom and, even if my head is killing me,
I have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now,
give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It really works!
I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the first time anyone has ever
helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a very nice house."

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