International

In a Paris hotel: Please leave your values at the
front desk.

In an Athens hotel: Guests are expected to complain
between 8:00 - 10:00.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear
with pleasure is the job of the maid.

In a Tokyo hotel: You are invited to take advantage of
the maid.

On a Swiss menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope
for.

In a Hong Kong store: We recommend courteous efficient

self-service.

A Hong Kong tailor: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

At a Bangkok dry cleaner: Drop your trousers for best
results.

In an Osaka hotel: It is forbidden to steal the towels
please. If you are not a person to do such a thing,
please do not read this sign.

At a recreation area in China: Do not ball on the
grass.

A Korean tailor: Dresses for street walking available.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and
spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from
the own skin.

Advert for a donkey ride in Myanmar: Would you like to
ride on your own ass?

In a Swiss cafe: Today's special: No ice-cream.

At an Indian Airways office: We will take your bags
and send them in all directions.

In a Beijing bar: Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar.

At a Korean doctor's office: Specialist in men and
other diseases.

Store in Korea: Here speeching American; English well
talking.

At Saigon Zoo; Please do not feed the animals. If you
have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty.

At an Indonesian hotel: The manager has personally
passed all water.

Pusan motel: In case of fire, do your best to alarm
the guard.

At a campsite in Germany: It is strictly forbidden
that people of different sex, for example, a man and a
woman, to live together in a tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

In a Fukuoka, Japan, car rental book: When passenger
of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him
melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your
passage, then tootle him with vigor.

In a Korean taxi: Unsuitable intercourse complaint
form available.

In an Italian elevator: To move the cabin, push for
wishing form.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number for wishing floor.

Driving is then going alphabetically by national
order.

On a Taiwanese clock: Guaranteed to work until it
stops.

In a Korean motel: Entertaining of female guests in
the rooms is not proper. Please use the lobby
instead.

Road sign in Delhi: STOP! Drive sideways.

On a t-shirt in Seoul: I BEAT KIDS club.

In a Korean hotel: Sorry the elevator is not working.
We regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Saigon hotel: Do not cook clothes in the room.

In a Loatian tailor's store: Order summer suit.
Because of big rush we will execute customers in
rotations.

A Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest
Methodists.

A Prague tourist sign: Take a horse-driven city tour.
Guaranteed no miscarriages.

Japanese hotel room: Cooles and heates; If you want
just condition of warm in your room, please control
yourself.

Korean hotel: Please collect all pieces of bodies in
your room before leaving.

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