Hang him higher

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they
were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly
jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John
out.
The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately
ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him
to be OK.
The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you! The good
news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your
sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be

mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung
himself
in the bathroom and died after all."
David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

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